<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1759336105372964895</id><updated>2011-07-07T13:29:02.470-07:00</updated><category term='šale'/><category term='vici in šale'/><category term='Policaji'/><category term='mujo in haso'/><category term='haso'/><category term='sale'/><category term='vici'/><category term='humor'/><title type='text'>Šale in vici!</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1759336105372964895/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>objavil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1759336105372964895.post-7258700877439804132</id><published>2009-08-06T04:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-06T04:43:28.529-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='šale'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vici'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mujo in haso'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='haso'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vici in šale'/><title type='text'>V bolnici ....</title><content type='html'>Mujo pride v bolnico z nožem zapičenim v hrbet in prosi zdravnika za pomoč.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Zdravnik odgovori:" mujo jutr prid, zdej nimam cajta."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mujo ga še zmeraj prosi za pomoč, zdravnik pa odgovori:" mujo, a ne vidiš, da je ura 3.15, jest delam pa do treh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mujo pa še kar teži in teži dokler mu zdravnik noža ne izstkne in mu ga zapiči v oko in reče:"pejt okulistu, on dela do petih." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;vir: &lt;a href="http://vici.netigre.net/"&gt;vici&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://vici.netigre.net/mujo-haso/"&gt;mujo in haso&lt;/a&gt; in še mnogi drugi.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1759336105372964895-7258700877439804132?l=sale-in-vici.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/feeds/7258700877439804132/comments/default' title='Objavi komentarje'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/2009/08/v-bolnici.html#comment-form' title='Št. komentarjev: 0'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1759336105372964895/posts/default/7258700877439804132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1759336105372964895/posts/default/7258700877439804132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/2009/08/v-bolnici.html' title='V bolnici ....'/><author><name>objavil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1759336105372964895.post-8152386677348047312</id><published>2009-07-31T10:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T10:51:14.473-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Policaji'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vici'/><title type='text'>Avtobusna postaja</title><content type='html'>Prvi vic sodi med vice iz kategorije &lt;a href="http://vici.netigre.net/policaji/"&gt;policaji&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://vici.netigre.net/policaji/bus-postaja/"&gt;Policaji in avtobusna postaja&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mama s sinčkom stoji na avtobusni postaji in čaka avtobus, toda avtobusa ni od nikoder. Stojita že pol ure, toda avtobusa še vedno ni od nikoder, sinko pa ves čas sprašuje mamo, kdaj po pripeljal avtobus. Končno je mami dovolj in pravi sinkotu: "Zdajle barvajo avtobuse v garaži in takoj, ko se bo barva na avtobusu posušila bo pripeljal na postajo." "Kaj?" se oglasi policist iz ozadja, ki je tudi čakal na avtobus, "pa ravno zdaj morajo barvati avtobuse?!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ostali &lt;a href="http://vici.netigre.net"&gt;vici&lt;/a&gt; o policajih pa se nahajajo tukaj: &lt;a href="http://vici.netigre.net/policaji/"&gt;policaji&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1759336105372964895-8152386677348047312?l=sale-in-vici.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/feeds/8152386677348047312/comments/default' title='Objavi komentarje'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/2009/07/avtobusna-postaja.html#comment-form' title='Št. komentarjev: 0'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1759336105372964895/posts/default/8152386677348047312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1759336105372964895/posts/default/8152386677348047312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/2009/07/avtobusna-postaja.html' title='Avtobusna postaja'/><author><name>objavil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1759336105372964895.post-2198830224703737680</id><published>2009-07-30T01:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-30T01:20:20.422-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sale'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vici'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><title type='text'>Šale in vici - humor!</title><content type='html'>Vse šale in vici zbrane na enem blogu! Tukaj boste našli vici v katerih sta mujo in haso, vici o blondinkah, črni humor, navaden humor in še mnogo drugih zabavnih vsebin!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1759336105372964895-2198830224703737680?l=sale-in-vici.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/feeds/2198830224703737680/comments/default' title='Objavi komentarje'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/2009/07/sale-in-vici-humor.html#comment-form' title='Št. komentarjev: 0'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1759336105372964895/posts/default/2198830224703737680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1759336105372964895/posts/default/2198830224703737680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sale-in-vici.blogspot.com/2009/07/sale-in-vici-humor.html' title='Šale in vici - humor!'/><author><name>objavil</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
